Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX  show map
 5 stars
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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel

Wi-Fi
Parking

On-site parking

Luggage storage
24-hour

24-hour room service

Food/ Drinks

Bar/ Lounge area

A la carte restaurant

Welcome drink

Swimming pool

Outdoor swimming pool

Heated swimming pool

Spa and relaxation

Jacuzzi

Reflex massage

TV

Flat-screen TV

Overview

The business Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel is a 5-star property placed 24 km from Thorpe Park.

The city center is about 20 minutes on foot. A 15-minute drive will take guests to Windsor.

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel is within a 25-minute drive to London Heathrow airport.

Rooms

The property offers 44 guestrooms appointed with complimentary wireless internet, heating, an individual safe, TV and a telephone. They provide bathrooms with a bathtub, a shower and bathrobes.

Services

Hotel services include 24-hour room service and housekeeping maintained by professional staff.

Internet

Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.

Guest Parking

Private parking is possible on site for free.

Number of rooms:   44.

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Facilities

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • On-site parking
  • Off-site parking
  • No pets allowed
  • Luggage storage

Services

  • 24-hour room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining facilities

  • A la carte restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Meeting facilities

  • Meeting/ Banquet facilities

Leisure facilities

  • Heated swimming pool
  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Jacuzzi
  • Reflex massage

Room facilities

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Sitting area
  • Dressing area
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Bottled water

Media

  • Flat-screen TV

Policies

CHECK-IN / CHECK-OUT

Check-in from 3 pm FREE
Check-out until 11 am FREE

Children and extra beds

There are no extra beds provided in a room. 

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

How to reach hotel

hotel Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield location
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Hotel Address:

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX

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City Center
  • Beaconsfield
    3700 ft
Airports
Train Stations
  • Amersham
    5.2 mi
  • West Ruislip
    8.9 mi
Underground stations
  • Amersham
    5.2 mi
  • Uxbridge
    7.9 mi
  • Bus stop
    400 ft
Hotel information
  • Check-in:
    from  3 pm
  • Check-out:
    until  11 am
  • Number of rooms:
    44

Rooms and availability

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield photos Room
Deluxe Double Room Shower
  • Max occupancy:

    2 persons

  • Bed type:

    1 King-size bed

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Room Description:

Each room is individually designed and features a Nero marble wet room with shower and underfloor heating. Leather floors, leather and velvet walls and ceilings (some mirrored). Lutron mood lighting, individual climate control. Complimentary use of Noble Isle toiletries, bathrobes, hairdryers, Wifi and 180 television channels (latest movies on demand also available). Please note that these rooms are located in the surrounding cottages.

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield photos Room
Junior Suite
  • Max occupancy:

    2 persons

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Room Description:

Each room is individually designed and features slipper baths that fill from the ceiling. Nero marble wet rooms with luxurious showers and underfloor heating. Leather floors, leather and velvet walls and ceilings (some mirrored*). Lutron mood lighting, individual climate control. Complimentary use of Noble Isle toiletries, bathrobes, hairdryers, Wifi and 180 television channels (latest movies on demand also available). Please note that these rooms are located in the stable block, millennium building and surrounding cottages.

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield photos Room
Townhouse Double Room
  • Max occupancy:

    2 persons

  • Bed type:

    1 Double bed

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  • Room Facilities:
    • Shower
    • + More
  • General:Telephone
  • Bathroom:Bathroom
  • Hair dryer
  • Bathrobe
  • Toilet
  • Media:Flat-screen TV
Room Description:

Each room is individually designed and includes an en suite wet room, a TV with Freeview channels. It also includes complimentary use of Nobile Isle toiletries, bathrobes, hairdryers and WiFi. Please note that this room is located directly opposite the main house.

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield photos Room
Superior Double Room
  • Max occupancy:

    2 persons

  • Bed type:

    1 King-size bed

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  • Room Facilities:
    • Shower
    • Bathtub
    • Air conditioning
    • + More
  • General:Telephone
  • Bathroom:Bathroom
  • Hair dryer
  • Bathrobe
  • Toilet
  • Media:Flat-screen TV
  • DVD player
Room Description:

Each room is individually designed and features slipper baths that fill from the ceiling. The room also features Nero marble and porcelain wet rooms with showers, underfloor heating, leather floors, and leather and velvet walls and ceilings. It also features Lutron mood lighting, individual climate control. Guest are eligible to receive complimentary use of Noble Isle toiletries, bathrobes, hairdryers, Wifi and 180 television channels (latest movies on demand also available). Please note that this room is located in the main house, millennium building and surrounding cottages. The spacious Venetian superior is individual in design and includes a separate lounge and bathroom with copper roll-top bath (does not fill from the ceiling). Venetian superior is located directly opposite the main house (zebra crossing).

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield photos Room
Suite
  • Max occupancy:

    2 persons

  • Check Prices
  • Room Facilities:
    • Shower
    • Bathtub
    • Air conditioning
    • + More
  • General:Seating area
  • Dressing area
  • Wardrobe/closet
  • Telephone
  • Bathroom:Bathroom
  • Hair dryer
  • Bathrobe
  • Toilet
  • Media:Flat-screen TV
  • DVD player
Room Description:

Each room is individually designed and features a slipper bath that fill from the ceiling. Nero marble and porcelain wet rooms with showers and underfloor heating. Leather floors, leather and velvet walls and ceilings. Lutron mood lighting, individual climate control. Complimentary use of Noble Isle toiletries, bathrobes, hairdryers, WiFi and 180 television channels (latest movies on demand also available). Please note that this room is located in the main house and surrounding cottages.

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Location

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What's nearby

Tourist attractions

  • Provincial Grand Lodge700 ft

Popular areas

  • City Center3300 ft

Places of interest

  • Keepers Of Quaich400 ft
  • Beaconsfield Royal British Legion1400 ft

Amusement

  • Bekonscot Model Village3700 ft

Local attractions

  • Amersham Field Centre4.5 mi
    Mop End, Amersham
  • The Sounding Arch6.1 mi
    River Road, Maidenhead
  • Maidenhead Heritage Centre6.6 mi
    18 Park Street, Maidenhead
  • Amersham Museum4.5 mi
    49 High Street, Amersham
  • Tamar Lakes Country Lake6.2 mi
    Bude EX23 9SBEngland
Hotel information
  • Check-in:
    from  3 pm
  • Check-out:
    until  11 am
  • Number of rooms:
    44

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Reviews

Guest reviews are submitted by our customers after their stay at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Average guest rating

8.0out of 10
Fabulous
Based on 18 reviews

Guest reviews

  • Couple
    4.2

    Interesting design

    We stayed in Townhouse room and payed 290 GBP/night. It was the most overrated room I ever stayed in. I wouldnt pay even half for it. The room was below any standards: •Size is so small that one has to be very careful not to smash the chandelier hanging over the bed •There is no bathroom. Tiny corner with a shower behind the curtain cannot be called bathroom •There is no conditioner in the room and as a result you have to keep window open all the time •window overlooks a graveyard

  • Couple
    9.2

    I just love how unique the rooms are and the Thai restaurant was very good, both the food and the service was amazing!!

  • Couple
    10.0

    Completely original decor! Very funky and decadent! Cooked breakfast is good.

    Our room was in the roof, not much headroom...more like the baby bear! Didn't like the curtain separating loo / bathroom from bedroom - I prefer doors!

  • Older travelers
    7.0

    Fantastic if your a goth, if not its a bit oppressive. Plus swiped £150 off my card and has taken 3 days to try and get it back, as of yet still no joy.

  • Single
    8.8

    Decor for sure, thought I was in morocco!

    Price of all drinks other than bottled beer. I know it was supposed to be the abience, however having to use a torch to get my key in the door was a bit much!

  • Couple
    9.2

    Staff were attentive and friendly. The decor was particularly special in all the restaurants, restrooms, bedrooms and even the 'smoking area'. Each component of the Crazy Bear venue (as it is set in many buildings) had paid great attention to detail. Breakfast (included in the room rate) was good. The area of Beaconsfield is lovely.

    Room got very hot overnight, So much so that we had to have the window wide open, in November! Food and drinks are pricey so be prepared.

  • Couple
    8.4

    Great atmosphere in the restaurant. Thai food was amazing. Wish the chocolate soup had been on the menu. Room was quirky, comfortable and spacious. Would of liked a coffee machine.

    Breakfast service was slow, took ages to order and then ages for food to arrive. Not sure worth £20 pp!

  • Couple
    7.4

    Very nice atmosphere and friendly attentive staff

    Room air conditioning produced on cool, luke warm air and the outside temp was warm during the day and evening. We had to keep the windows open and was very noisy from traffic and hoovering in the entrance hall below out room. We were offered peanuts with our drinks at the bar. we were not told they would be charged. we were also offered a vermicello after our meal at the italian restaurant linked with the hotel. This was offered without a cost being made aware to us. The subsequent bill showed that for the two small drinks £17.00 was added to the bill!!!!

  • Older travelers
    9.6

    The staff were very attentive from the moment we arrived we were made to feel special .we had a superb champagne lunch, around the pool, and we had room eight for our stay, which was the most amazing roomi have ever seen, the copper bath that filled from the ceiling and the wet room with its rain shower was fantastic. We loved every bit and would stay again without a dought .

    Sadly some drinks are a tad expensive, like my fruit cocktail , but everything else takes over that .

  • Family with children
    6.2

    Village location... Quirky room design

    Too hot., room inappropriate for young children.., received no explanation from staff when checking in regarding restaurant locality and times...

  • Older travelers
    10.0

    Fabulous experience in a very unusual hotel !! Highly recommend the Farm Shop menu in the English restaurant which is amazing value for money given the quality of the food, service and surroundings. Also Tapas selection at bar was excellent for a light meal if preferred. Half price champagne on Wednesdays is also a big plus !! Stayed in a townhouse room which was excellent and had delicious and extensive continental breakfast in our room. Would highly recommend.

    Room was very noisy but not sure if that was lack of soundproofing or rather selfish guests returning to their rooms up til 4am and not seeming to attempt any volume control on their voices !! Early morning traffic noise too in town house room.

  • Couple
    9.6

    Well it's different! Whole hotel is very decadent and quirky. Great food in the Thai restaurant. Friendly staff. Good cocktails in the bar. Our room did look a little like a rock star fantasy from the 80s but bed not just for show - very comfortable. You'll never stay anywhere quite like it - I won't spoil the surprise but even the doorbells are funky. Lovely breakfast too.

    Somehow the room hadn't been thought through. A curtain instead of a toilet door - there is one way to spoil the romance!!! Wet room bathroom floor very slippy. No basics like tea or coffee mean you have to order room service which can be an interruption. It is a winding warren and nothing is labelled, even the conveniences! The hotel is not signposted so hard to find. There is exclusive, then there is impractical! It's not cheap so be warned.

  • Older travelers
    7.8

    Quirky interesting stylish funky place to stay great atmosphere loved the food and the playlist

  • Couple
    7.4

    The food in the restaurant was incredible as was the attentiveness of the staff. The decor was incredibly luxurious.

    I know it was the style of the room in which we stayed but it was just a little too dark. £290 was a lot of money for the incredibly decadent but somewhat pokey room. There was no place to store luggage, not even a bag rack.

  • Older travelers
    7.4

    Design

    Food drink is excellent but a bit pricey

How to reach hotel

hotel Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield location
Show big map »

Hotel Address:

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX

Get directions
City Center
  • Beaconsfield
    3700 ft
Airports
Train Stations
  • Amersham
    5.2 mi
  • West Ruislip
    8.9 mi
Underground stations
  • Amersham
    5.2 mi
  • Uxbridge
    7.9 mi
  • Bus stop
    400 ft
Hotel information
  • Check-in:
    from  3 pm
  • Check-out:
    until  11 am
  • Number of rooms:
    44