Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel

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Overview

Discover Unparalleled Luxury at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel

Positioned in the charming village of Beaconsfield, the 5-star Crazy Bear Beaconsfield hotel stands as a beacon of luxury and flamboyance within a traditional English setting. Just a stone's throw from London, this accommodation in Beaconsfield offers a unique oasis of comfort less than half an hour by train from London Marylebone. With its dramatic architecture housed in the oldest documented building in Beaconsfield, this establishment promises uncompromised luxury alongside a host of amenities designed to cater to every whim.

A Suite of Indulgences: Rooms at the Crazy Bear, Beaconsfield

Boasting 45 individually designed rooms across five categories, the Crazy Bear Suite exemplifies the height of luxury lodging. Each room, unique in its lustiness, is outfitted with free Wi-Fi, a flat-screen TV, and touch-activated mood lighting, though some guests find the latter a bit too dark for practical use. Selected units further pamper guests with seating areas ideal for unwinding after a bustling day.

Culinary Excellence: Dining the Crazy Bear Way

The hotel's dining scene, anchored by its Thai restaurant, delights with classics ranging from crispy spring rolls to generously portioned curries and well-balanced pad Thais, all prepared by expert Thai chefs. For a more eclectic experience, the Crazy Bear hotel offers an award-winning restaurant menu to enjoy at home, alongside a Moroccan-themed lounge serving afternoon tea, and the ability to savour a complimentary continental breakfast that includes exotic fruits like starfruit and dragon fruit.

Premier Services and Amenities

Services at this 5-star hotel are curated to enhance the guest experience, featuring amenities such as a swimming pool near the dining area, a spa bath, and even a farm shop hosting a brilliant fishmonger every Thursday. Though family concessions are somewhat limited, children's menus are available at the restaurants.

Entertainment and Leisure: Beyond Expectations

Guests enjoy the exhilaration of a brand-new 120ft hot air balloon, offering views over Oxfordshire and Buckinghamshire, and a 68ft Galeon 640 Fly yacht for the ultimate Crazy Bear yachting experience. Additionally, entertainment options like Priscilla Queen of the Desert and Rent concerts commemorate their 20th Anniversary in style, ensuring memorable moments for every guest.

Location & Transportation: Seamlessly Connected

Located only 2 minutes' drive from J2 M40 and within proximity to Beaconsfield Golf Course, Crazy Bear Beaconsfield ensures ease of access for guests. London Heathrow is a mere 25 km away, making international travel hassle-free. Moreover, the hotel's prime location offers quick access to Bekonscot Model Village and Cliveden House, enriching guest stays with local history and culture. The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield hotel epitomizes the essence of luxury and eccentricity wrapped in the heritage of a quaint English village. From its diverse dining options prepared by Thai chefs to its innovative entertainment facilities and strategic location, this establishment offers an unparalleled guest experience.

Good to know
Check-in/Check-out
from 15:00-23:00
from 07:00-11:00
Amenities
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Other information
Children & extra beds
There are no cribs provided in a room. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Building
Number of rooms:48
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Rooms and availability

Cozy Room
  • Max:
    2 persons
Guest Room
  • Max:
    2 persons
  • Shower
  • Heating

Facilities

Main facilities

Wi-Fi
Parking

Off-site parking lot

Baggage storage
24-hour services
Food/ Drinks

Bar/ Lounge area

Restaurant

Welcome drink

Swimming pool

Outdoor swimming pool

Heated swimming pool

Spa and relaxation

Jacuzzi

Massage

TV

Flat-screen TV

Services

  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Business

  • Meeting/ Banquet facilities

Spa & Leisure

  • Heated swimming pool
  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Jacuzzi
  • Massage

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Sitting area
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
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Essential information about Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel

💵 Lowest room price 109 US$
📏 Distance to center 200 yd
🗺️ Location rating 9.4
✈️ Distance to airport 14.7 mi
🧳 Nearest airport London Heathrow, LHR

Location

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Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX
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Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX
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Reviews of Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel

8.2 /10
Great110 reviews
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Location9.4
Facilities7.0
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  • C
    Chris
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on Feb 10
    Very good
    7.4

    Conveniently located close to numerous restaurants, shops, and even a nearby cemetery. 💀 For an additional £106, you can upgrade to some amazing rooms which are totally worth it.

  • J
    Joseph
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on Feb 09
    Great
    8.0

    i loved staying in this quirky and unique hotel based in a funky building. the rooms were spotless and lovely looking, with a tub. the breakfast was excellent served by at bar.

  • N
    Nicole
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on Feb 08
    Very good
    7.0

    Lovely location for our visit to Revolution just a pleasant stroll away from the hotel. Central heating and a flat-screen TV in the room and the nice bed. Incredibly attentive and attentive staff at the bar during continental breakfast.

  • B
    Benjamin
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on Dec 12
    Perfect
    9.0

    Good location and beautiful surroundings, with a top-notch restaurant. the continental breakfast offers a generous amount of food. the staff here is really friendly and helpful all the time. 🌟

  • J
    John
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on Oct 22
    Great
    8.0

    The location of this place is fantastic, situated right by Oxford and a Thai restaurant.

  • J
    John
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on Aug 16
    Perfect
    9.8

    The decor was fabulous and staff were great. The room had a special feel, perfect for my wife's birthday. The Thai food was delicious, though a bit pricey.

  • R
    Richard
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on Aug 05
    Perfect
    9.8

    The staff were friendly and helpful. The blackout curtains ensured a great sleep. The choice of food on the evening menu was diverse and well-presented. The hotel had beautiful decor and plenty of photo opportunities.

    Not one thing.

  • W
    Walt
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on Aug 03
    Perfect
    9.6

    Unique and Memorable Stay

    I recently stayed at the Crazy Bear hotel for a special occasion and had a fantastic experience. The hotel's quirky style and excellent staff made every moment enjoyable. The beautifully designed rooms exuded luxury, with a lovely bath and a comfortable bed. The heated floor in the bathroom was a nice touch. The English restaurant served delicious food, and the range of cocktails was impressive. Breakfast was tasty, although it could have been served later. I highly recommend Crazy Bear for a unique and memorable stay.

    Would definitely recommend this hotel.

  • K
    Karen
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on Jul 26
    Perfect
    9.2

    During our stay at Crazy Bear, we were pleasantly surprised by the complimentary champagne we received upon check-in. The room itself exceeded our expectations with its luxurious and unique decor. The leather floors and crushed velvet walls added a touch of elegance, while the huge copper bath provided a truly indulgent experience. We were thoroughly impressed and would not hesitate to recommend this hotel to our friends and family seeking something special. I highly recommend Crazy Bear for a memorable and luxurious stay.

  • E
    Elizabeth
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on Jun 07
    Great
    8.0

    I recently had a fabulous stay at a luxurious hotel. The rooms were incredibly decadent and beautifully decorated. The Thai restaurant offered delicious food with a wide range of options. The staff were friendly and provided great service throughout my stay.

    The breakfast, however, was quite basic and only included a continental option, with an additional charge for a cooked breakfast.

  • J
    Jacob
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on May 23
    Great
    8.8

    crazy bear in beaconsfield exceeded my expectations during my recent business stay. the freestanding bath, wet room, and thai restaurant were outstanding.

    Inadequate lighting in the room.

  • J
    Jim
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on May 08
    Great
    8.6

    Over-the-top decor, friendly staff, blackout curtains, delicious food, variety of experiences.

    Not obvious to find.

  • K
    Katie
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on May 07
    Perfect
    9.4

    The staff were really friendly and welcoming, making us feel right at home. The rooms were beautifully decorated and had comfortable beds. The air conditioning was a plus, especially during hot weather. The easy parking and delicious food made our stay even better. a great experience for adventure travelers.

    Felt right at home, no complaints at all.

  • S
    Steven
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on Apr 26
    Guest rating
    5.8

    Complementary drinks at check-in and the breakfast variety were the only redeeming aspects of this hotel. The location was convenient for exploring the area.

    The room was uninviting and dimly lit, making it difficult to even see. The bed was uncomfortable, and the noise from the air conditioning unit was unbearable.

  • C
    Charles
    United States of America
    Wrote a review on Apr 03
    Perfect
    9.6

    The hotel offered a fantastic continental breakfast with a great variety of options. The staff were extremely friendly and attentive, providing excellent service throughout my stay. The area around the pool was perfect for enjoying drinks and relaxation. The hotel facilities were unique and the decor was incredible, creating a holiday-like atmosphere. It was a perfect location for a 1 or 2 night stay.

    Nothing bad to say.

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